So you want a bed buddy...

You’re horny. It’s a natural human emotion we all have dealt with, some more than others, but the fact still remains that you’re horny. For some, they have the luxury of tapping their significant other on the shoulder and letting them know they need some special attention, but for others, it’s not that easy. So what happens when you want the sex, but not the commitment that comes attached with it? Well, it’s quite simple…. You have two options: 1) Self-gratification or 2) F**k buddies. If you’re tired of getting yourself off, then the latter might be right up your alley. However, one can not go into said territory with greater expectations, or any expectations other than an orgasm, and that isn’t even always a guarantee. So… if your heart gets easily involved, you might want to invest in a sex toy and wait for a stable relationship to come your way. But, if you know all you want is some ass, then buckle up and get ready for a fun and bumpy ride.
The first thing you want to do is find the person(s). Remember, you’re not committed to anyone, so you have the joy of tasting multiple flavors whenever you like. Just be sure that you’re up front and honest with your partners from the beginning and protect yourself. It’s damn near 2010 and there has yet to be a cure for HIV/AIDS and other STIs (sexually transmitted infections), so if you want to taste the rainbow, make sure you sterilize the spoon! Also, it’s very rare for someone to go from bed buddy, to future hubby/wife. Many issues regarding trust seem to arise, and like the old saying goes: “You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife/husband” Now I’m not calling you a whore, what you do as a single person is your business, but there is a difference between the people you date who carry potential, and the people you randomly hook up with. Believe that!
If at some point during your casual encounters you begin to start feeling the person on a more romantic level, you should tell the person. Wait for the response, if they ignore you and stop returning your calls, then you know that isn’t the one for you. Also, if they’re telling you everything you want to hear, it’s possible that they’re full sh*t and feeding you lies just to keep the sex going. This is precisely why you shouldn’t try to date your f**k buddy. Always remember KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid! Don’t complicate an easy going situation, accept it for what it is, which is SEX, and not a LOVE connection!

Maybe I should move out...

So I was listening to the Herd on 710 ESPN and they were talking about a recent survey that confirms cohabitating with your partner causes weight gain... I was seriously trying to figure out what the hell was causing me to get soooo fluffy!!! Apparently, that regular is making me thick in all the wrong places. Penny Gordon-Larsen of the University of North Carolina says there are positive health benefits to living together but remaining slim apparently isn't one of them. Now, I'll admit that I don't work out as much as I use to... or maybe not even at all, unless you count sex, but I didn't think I was doing anything out of the ordinary. Well.... maybe eating brownies in the wee hours of the night or midnight munchy runs have been added to my daily routine since getting boo'd up, but damn.... I have gained around 11 pounds after moving in with my boyfriend. So here is the question... Do I stay or do I go... to the gym that is?

NBA Draft and what not...

Sooooooo was it just me or did the 2009 NBA draft suck ass this year?!? I'm ecstatic that the Clippers got Blake Griffin, but let's be real... the Clippers need more than a first round pick to pull it together and make it to the playoffs. I'm just sayin'. To be honest, I was more intrigued by all the damn trades that happened. I mean the freakin' Phoenix Suns are all but dismembered, with Shaq heading to Cleavland, and Amare Stoudemire on his way to Golden State, not to mention rumors about Leandro Barboso on his way to Houston, who will Steve Nash have left to pass to? Grant Hill is cool and all, but he ain't the same. Oh how I miss the Grant from the Pistons *tear*, not that I care about the Suns, I'm a LA girl to the fullest. Los Angeles Lakers 2009 Champs! (Sorry had to throw it in there) But what I am hoping for, is a much more competitive Western Conference, I remember when the Suns were a force to be reckoned with, now they're just eehh... Another big trade that caught my eye was Orlando picking up Vince Carter!!! WTH?!?! How are Nets fan taking this fuckery? 1st J. Kidd and now Vinsanity... geesh its about to be a rough couple of seasons in Jersey... at least the Housewives are entertaining. Any way, I'm excited about the 2009-2010 NBA season, even if the Rookie class ain't shit... I hope they prove me wrong.

Tributes, tributes, and tributes...

With the passing of Michael Jackson tons of artist have gotten together to put out a record in honor of his greatness... It just sucks that people never think to do this when the person is still alive. IMO MJ couldn't handle NOT being loved by everyone in the world.... if he only knew how much he meant to people still, Mike might have been able to deal with all.

50 Cent: Where you are

http://www.zshare.net/audio/618723336fc6b62e/

The Game: Better on the other side

http://www.zshare.net/audio/61893854139d0e6b/

I'm getting too old for this...

I woke up with a killer headache!!!!!!! Me and the crew had a mini shin-dig last night to celebrate the Life of Michael Jackson. We went through a whole bottle of Erk and Jerk…. Hey, we’re in a recession and that was the cheapest bottle… I’m sure all my drinkers already know… so don’t judge me! Any who, I was doing alright until “Butterflies” came on in the MJ rotation. It had to be a combination of the drink and the green, because the tears formed. IDK man………. Here’s the song. I can listen to it now that I’m sober!!!! :-)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfWV9i5yBJ0

Good Night Sweet Prince…

Yesterday the end of my childhood was officially cemented with the death of Michael Jackson. Say what you want about his eccentric personality, and “off the wall” taste for kiddies… the man was a musical genius, a pop icon, a fashion trendsetter, hell he invented the Moonwalk! Everyone has faults and skeletons in their closets, his just happened to make the headlines. That type of pressure of having all eyes on you, at all times, is something that most of us will never understand. Michael Jackson was the common denominator for even the most polar opposite of people, his music just seemed to bring people together, no matter the age, gender, or race. His legacy will forever live on and his genius will truly be missed.

August 28, 1958 - June 25, 2009 - R.I.P Michael Jackson

It's been a long time...

So I started this thing months ago and got swamped with school work, making it really difficult for me to keep up with everything. Unfortunately the blog was the first thing that got cut from my list of things to do.... but now I'm back from outer space to put a smile up on your face! There wont be daily post, maybe not even weekly, but I promise no more disappearing for months on end. Thanks for stopping by lovies! ♥ Keeks

Mr. Phelps has aqua lungs

So...... unless you've been living under a rock or in a coma or something, you've heard about Olympic swimming sensation Michael Phelps infamous “hitting the bong flick“. All this chaos surrounding him right now is utterly ridiculous. I mean the guy is only 23, the exact same age as me, and honestly its unfair for the media to knock him for wanting to get the munchies. I mean, the kid won 8 medals for our country, the least he can do is blow the scene green and eat some snacks. It wasn't like there was a photo of him injecting himself with steroids, heroin, or stuffing his nose with coke. It was weed!!! Cannabis to be precise, a plant that when smoked is less harmful than tobacco. Is it just me, or isn't this something that needs to be legal already??? I'm just sayin'. Viva La Amsterdam! True, he is in the public eye, but if weed were legal, Phelps would NOT be going through all this hoopla and still have a fat ass endorsement deal with Kellogg’s. Would there be this much drama if he got caught with a cigarette? Think about it…If young kids are really looking up to this dude to where they want to emulate everything he does, then the parent(s) might want to step in and explain that Phelps is a man who works as a professional swimmer, nothing more and nothing less. Albeit, he is a fast little fucker, that still doesn't automatically thrust him into "role model" territory. The media likes to make it that way, but the truth of the matter is Michael Phelps is just doing something he loves and happens to be the best at it. That doesn’t make him any less human than the rest of us. Hell, I like him more, now that I know MP smoka la mota, I can put him up there with my other fav 420 phenom’s Ricky Williams and Lamar Odom. Hail to the Chief! I knew I liked him when I found out he warmed up to Jeezy. Let’s be real, don’t you think its even more amazing that he was able to accomplish all of that while having ganja lungs…who knew? Give that man another medal!! Here’s a thought parents, turn your kids on to people who invite, cure, teach, etc... There’s nothing wrong with athletes, actors, and singers, but too many kids seek instant fame and will do anything to bypass an education to get it. Now, I might be a little biased because I think all plants should be treated fairly, call me a tree hugger if you like! ;)

Getting to know me

I've been thinking about starting a blog now for quite some time.... it just so happen that everyone around me was obviously thinking the same thing. LOL. I've never liked to be considered a follower so I decided to wait a while and then start one. Loseriffic I know! Anyway, since this is my first time, and my cherry is being popped in the blog world, I think I'll start off with a brief introduction of myself. 

Hmmm.... Let's see. My name is Keeks, not my government name, but a name I'm known by nonetheless. I'm 23 and a full-time college student, majoring in BJ. Get your mind out of the gutter!!! BJ doesn't stand for that this time, instead it means Broadcast Journalism. Yep, that's right... I'm a snoop and I like to write about it. What else can I say... oh yeah, I write my thoughts a lot, and somehow it always comes out in the form of spoken word. I'm skeptical about sharing, but I'll post one soon and see what type of response I get. There are few more things you should know.... I will mostly be talking about the arts and sports, and by the arts I mean everything...but mainly music.Haha, that made little sense. I have a man in my life right now, he's been there for almost 3 years... I'm shocked that he's stuck around for that long, but that's another blog in itself. I think this is enough for an intro...I'll hit you with a real blog asap! 

Thanks for reading....and you stay classy! LOL! 

P.S I love Anchorman, so expect tons of references.